Dear Maceys Shoppers

Dear Maceys shoppers,
As your bagger or checker I feel it is my duty to tell you that sometimes I want to kick you out of the store. When I ask you if you would like paper of plastic please wait until I am finished saying it before you respond. For those of you that use WIC I cannot give you something that we are out of or that is not on the WIC list and No i don't care that you have gotten it here a million times before we still cannot give it to you!!!! The person that gave it you was probably just sick of you complaining and wanted to get rid of you. When you come in at midnight with a 300 dollar order please don't complain that you are still here and that the person bagging your order is so slow. We would like to be in bed too. Please keep your children under control WE ARE NOT BABYSITTERS!!!!!!!!!! For example do not send your children over to play at Maceys while you get you hair cut. Please do not try and run me over while I am doing carts. Please do not stand in line while your husband runs around the store collecting items that your forgot. Don't complain that the ATM will not work when you have no money to take out and then try to go to the pharmacy because you think it's a bank and try and get money. The express line is 10 items or less not 75. Please do not try to pay a 50 dollar order in coins. If you do not want an item please give it to us and we will take care of it. Do not hide 5 half gallon containers of ice cream underneath the end of the check stand where we can not see it so it melts all over and makes a huge mess.
Thank you
- your Maceys checkers and baggers