Thursday, August 19, 2010

Um what the heck Peter?!

Dear Peter Pan,
I did not get my Hogwarts letter and the back of my wardrobe still will not open and take me to Narnia. As the chairman of staying young forever I have to say you are doing a lousy job! Seriously is there a key I am missing? Get with the program Mr. Pan! Time is wasting! I am after all eighteen and such. Maybe you should not have put the lost boys in charge of paperwork, and keys to Narnia must be awfully hard to carry if you are a fairy. Give Tinkerbell a break and just mail it to me.
Thank you muchly, please reply asap(seriously I should be top of the list!)
-Love Krystal :)